"I’m so optimistically excited I could poo."
I am laughing so hard it hurts.
In sorry to keep reblogging my own shit but this is getting notes again, what the shit!
take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty
most underrated Doctor
Love, love, love Nine.
That is not a little cat.
Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not a little cat, tiger.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus