5 hours ago
215 notes
pirakeet:

pirakeet:

"I’m so optimistically excited I could poo."I am laughing so hard it hurts.

In sorry to keep reblogging my own shit but this is getting notes again,  what the shit!

pirakeet:

pirakeet:

"I’m so optimistically excited I could poo."


I am laughing so hard it hurts.

In sorry to keep reblogging my own shit but this is getting notes again, what the shit!

5 hours ago
95,692 notes

animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

11 hours ago
26,217 notes
  • me: republicans and democrats are both useless
  • dad: yeah, right on
  • me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality
  • dad: yeah, I guess
  • me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution
  • dad: wait what
  • me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources
  • dad: no stop-
  • me:
12 hours ago
2,470 notes
14 hours ago
326,003 notes

angelophile:

skalja:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

His face.


Always reblog.

Love, love, love Nine.

15 hours ago
188,394 notes

adi-fitri:

bookoisseur:

That is not a little cat.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not a little cat, tiger.

17 hours ago
199,993 notes

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

18 hours ago
797 notes
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
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